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Donna Clotilde Racconta - Capitolo XIV

MessaggioInviato: 16/01/2012, 11:08
di Lucia Sacchi








I nostri tre vecchietti sono seduti, come al solito, sulla solita panchina dei soliti giardinetti di Piazza Prefettura.
Sono in religioso silenzio: ciascuno osserva, attento, la propria area di sorveglianza.
Ojia fa caddhu!” si lamenta ad un tratto il nostro amico don Ignazio Calò.
Aviti ragiùna!” ammette don Vincenzino e, levato un fazzoletto dalla tasca dei pantaloni, si deterge lentamente il sudore dal collo.
Silenzio.
Guardàti cu sta passandu?” è don Ignazio che rompe il silenzio.
Cui?
Cui?” chiedono all’unisono gli altri due amici guardandosi in giro.
Ddhà!” e, col mento, don Ignazio indica in lontananza un signore giovane, elegante, vestito completamente di bianco, con una simpatica paglietta in mano
Totò…comu si chiama…Me…Mi…
Chiddhu vestutu ‘e jiancu?” chiede don Vincenzino continuando a detergersi il sudore “chiddhu cchì para nà fìmmina?
Eh! Eh! Iddhu! Iddhu!..Totò…’on mi vena ‘u cognoma!” si sforza don Ignazio.
Ah!” interviene questa volta don Mimì “Capiscetti cu esta! Però…‘u cognoma ‘on mi vena mancu a mmia!”
È ‘u figghjiu ‘e Mariettina! chiddha cchi facìa ‘a fruttarola a lu Fundacheddhu! Para cchì esta figghjiu spuriu!!*” Interviene don Vincenzino.
Figghjiu spuriu? 'On ‘u sapia!!” commenta don Ignazio “…Bonu, comunque, ‘on nescìu!”
Davèru, don Igna’! Guardàti comu mòtica chiddhu culu quando camìna!?” nota don Vincenzino sempre molto accaldato e, intanto, si leva il cappello e, con lo stesso fazzoletto, si deterge la testa dal sudore.
“Ccu stu caddhu portàti ancora ‘stu cappèddhu ‘e feltru pisanta, don Vicè?” si meraviglia don Mimì.
…È ppè ‘a pelata!!” risponde asciugando ora l’interno del suo cappello, lì dove è stato più a contatto con la  pelle “Mi spagnu mà mi vrusciu! Tegnu ‘a capu delicata!
Ppecchì ‘on v’accattati nu cappeddhu comu chiddu chi ava Totò?” propone ironico don Ignazio e allunga il mento per indicare il suo uomo, se così si può chiamare, che sta passando davanti ai nostri tre amici e che, paglietta in mano, li sta salutando cordialmente con gesti femminei ed eleganti.
I tre amici rispondono all’unisono.  
Ojia vi va ma mi sfuttiti, donn’Igna’!” si lamenta don Vincenzino rimettendosi il cappello in testa, mentre, a gambe strette, il nostro nuovo personaggio si allontana.
“…E ppecchì?” incalza don Mimì “stacèravu cchiù friscu si vi mintèravu puru ‘a stessa giacchetta jianca!” e gli indica a gesti il nostro uomo, che, ormai dall’altra parte della strada, si sta attardando davanti  a una vetrina.
…E poi avera ‘ma vajiu avanti e arretu subba ‘u corsu!” risponde ironico don Vincenzino “e…” continua indicando con il mento Totò (…) “m’annacu** avanti l’omini comu chiddu ‘recchiuna*** do figghju ‘e Mariettina!!”

* “spurio” illegittimo.
** “annacare” da “naca”, supporto su cui è adagiato il Cristo morto portato in processione il venerdì Santo, e “annacare” si riferisce al naturale movimento ondulatorio e sussultorio della “naca” portata a spalle lungo il suo percorso.
** *“recchiuna”, gay.
                          

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Re: Donna Clotilde Racconta - Capitolo XIV

MessaggioInviato: 22/01/2012, 11:36
di Valentina Luberto